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Robinhood Chain · Multibuys desk
What moved on Robinhood Chain in the Multibuys lane, what the record says about it, and how to check a contract in ten minutes.
A Multibuys alert means more than one followed wallet bought the same contract.
In short: wallet alerts show what money did, which is harder to fake than a post. Choir Furnace follows Multibuys on Robinhood Chain and asks whose wallets they are and what they did before.
Day to day, a buy is a fact. The reason behind it is a guess. Choir Furnace uses the Multibuys channel for the facts and keeps the guessing for later.
One habit: Compare the buy size with pool liquidity; a buy that moves price far is also hard to exit. Check whether several buying wallets were funded from one source a few minutes earlier.
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Screen: market cap at least $20.0K, at least 250 holders, top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %. Charts open on GMGN.
A sample from the Multibuys lane on Robinhood Chain, recorded by Choir Furnace on 2026-09-23. The live board above keeps updating; this log does not.
Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.
No separate rate is published for this lane yet. Across all Robinhood Chain topics in the last 7 days, 36 % reached 2x inside a day and 62 % died inside a day.
Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, updated 2026-09-23. Full scoreboard.
Background for this lane, from the Blackhat DYOR library. Choir Furnace rotates the list over time.
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Alerts reach Telegram before any web page. Choir Furnace links the routes that fit this lane.
Choir Furnace does not show every Multibuys alert. It applies one fixed screen, and the live board above uses the same rule:
At build time the lane held 39 recent alerts covering about 46 hours; 12 of them cleared the screen. The passing group sat at a median $257.2K cap with $59.1K in the pool and roughly 394 holders. 7 out of 39 alerts showed a pool smaller than a tenth of the cap — a warning sign on its own. Across the whole lane, the ten largest wallets held a median 23 % of supply.
Values measured on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.
| Token | Chain | First alert cap | Tracked cap | Multiple | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HeeHaw | SOL | $54K | $1000K | 19x | 2026-09-06 |
| BLUEHOUSE | SOL | $39K | $747K | 19x | 2026-08-29 |
| SHROOM | Robinhood | $68K | $6300K | 93x | 2026-09-04 |
| SNOWBALL | Robinhood | $52K | $11000K | 210x | 2026-09-07 |
Selected dated examples from XTRACK reports: multiple = tracked market cap at the report date divided by the market cap at first alert. These are not typical results and not realised profits.
Run these on every contract, in this order.
Choir Furnace is a Blackhat Crypto Empire desk that follows the Multibuys channel on Robinhood Chain and shows the network's live alerts with the checks we use to read them.
No. Alerts are observations from public data. Every token here can lose all of its value, and you decide what to do with the information.
A token counts as dead when its market cap falls 80 % or more from the first alert, drops under $5K, or its pool loses its liquidity.
They come from the Empire's own pipeline, which reads chain data, launchpads and wallet trackers and posts to its Telegram channels.
